Politicize Everything
(to the tune of “Try Everything” [Furler/Hermansen/Eriksen])


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You got banned tonight
You went online to fight
Against our dominant philosophy
Labeled a reprobate
We shun you and slam the gate
And now it’s a purer community

Think you can enter and be our guest?
Not without passing our litmus test

We’ll shut you up
Deplatform your kin
Since we make the rules
We know we’ll always win
And as long as we
Politicize everything
We will take all the wind out of your sails

We’ll shut you up
Deplatform your kin
Since we make the rules
We know we’ll always win
And as long as we
Politicize everything
We will take all the wind out of your sails

Oh oh oh oh oh
Politicize
Oh oh oh oh oh
Antagonize
Oh oh oh oh oh
Monopolize
Oh oh oh oh oh

Thought you could get along
Thought there was nothing wrong
With intellectual diversity
So you gave it a try
Now you know it’s a lie
And your beliefs have no validity

So just give up
Might as well give in
“You’ll never be our friend”
We say and smugly grin
Won’t stop until we
Politicize everything
And all your efforts to evade us fail

You done effed up
Made a mortal sin
Now you’ve reached the end
You cannot flee again
Because now that we
Politicize everything
You’re an unperson and we’re on your trail

With logs and screencaps of your mistakes
We’ll keep on shaming you every day
Long as it takes

Oh oh oh oh oh
Politicize
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Dehumanize
Oh oh oh oh oh
Must sterilize
Oh oh oh oh oh

Politicize everything