On a lazy Sunday, Loona is looking at her phone bored on Octavia’s couch. Octavia enters the room looking nervous with a box in her hands. She stares at Loona for a little and eventually Loona notices. “What? What do you want?” She pulls her phone away lending some of her attention. “Would you like to play a game, like a board game? I’m holding on to a chessboard. That’s what-” She starts to trail of in some embarrassment.

“Nah, I’m good. That’s some kiddy shit.” She says it quickly, like it was the obvious answer. “It’s not for kids. This is the Diplomat version of chess.” Octavia retorts, but it becomes clear that Loona doesn’t know what version that is. “It’s strip chess.” Her cheeks are now fully red.

Loona puts her phone down and stares at Octavia. “Shit bitch, why didn’t you just say you want to fuck? Using a board game is some of the gayest shit I’ve ever heard.” Loona’s tail starts to wag in contrast to her cool smile. “Alright, so how do we play?”

The rules go as follows: set up a normal chess board. When a player captures a piece, role play the encounter and consult the romance chart. Whoever cums first loses, otherwise all other rules of a normal game of chess apply.

“I’ll make the first move” Loona says pushing her pawn to d4 along with her face towards Octavia’s face. She gives her a little kiss. Octavia whispers “What about the roleplay?” “My pawn valiantly takes charge.” she says coldly.

“My knight storms across to f6! Your pawn is a good as mine.” Octavia giggling like a nerd. Loona mocks her by saying the same thing back with a high pitched accent. Her knight rests at d2.

“Lets get some action going. My pawn meets with yours at e5”. Loona takes dxe5. “My pawn slices yours in twain and along side your top.” With a single finger she pulls Octavia’s shirt off of her. “This is my game, I can’t be the first to lose two things of clothes. Knight to g4” Octavia starts to focus now.

“My pawn is coming for your horsey!” Pawn sits at h3. Octavia sits there with a smile on her face. “My knight forks your stuff honey.” She moves the knight to e3. Loona’s mouth is wide open. “I’m not going to win with the stupid fucking chess rules. Come here, I’m gonna make you cum”.

“Woah, I thought this was just a stupid board game to you. Why do you wanna win so bad?” Octavia’s tail feathers start to shiver a bit. Loona grabs at Octavia’s legs and pulls the romance chart that she was sitting on.

The chart reads: when a knight takes a queen the attacker must stead themselves with horse like endurance, and the other player will do whatever they please like a queen. Loona reads the “whatever they please like a queen” part again. “You heard the stupid book, this queen wants you to spread them” She said this letting her voice divert from the usual dull tones. She’s getting into it now.

Loona strips off her skirt and top leaving only the punk choker. She places her big hands onto Octavia’s chest and guides her to the floor. “What are you gonna do to me?” Octavia says purring it out. “I’m gonna warm you up, and then I’m gonna eat you!” Loona lays the top of herself onto Octavia. She starts licking a ring around her small breast and pinching at the other gently with her claws.

Octavia wraps herself around her clamping her beak onto a lock of her hair. She’s cooing softly into her ear. Both of their hearts start beating, and the first drips of sweat start to form.
“Your ready to serve your queen?” Loona said in a deeper slow heavy tone. She pulled her hair out of her mouth, and grabbed her head guiding her lower, while crawling past her until her pussy was bumping her nose.

Octavia closed her eyes and feasted on those bouncy wet pillows. Her wings wandered towards her ass and she started playing them like a piano. One finger pressing an ivory key getting closer the pink key.

C to D to E to F . . . F# then the G. Loona almost let out a full howl, but she stopped herself. Loona eloquently formed her pleasure into a short prose “AH :) Fuck, Fuck! FUCK!” She thought to herself how she was going to lose a lousy children’s game parody in two different ways today. “No! I’m gonna win this”.

Loona got up, her legs are shaking, and her breathing is heavy. Octavia opened her eyes and asked “What’s wrong, why did you get up?” Ignoring the question Loona just said “Turn around, ass up.” Her voice was shaky. Octavia did what was requested, and she placed some clothes under her knees.

Loona rolled a coin down her back saying “Nice half pipe” as it knocked into the back of her head Loona started flicking her hands across her pussy. Her fingers were doing Tech Deck tricks in there.

Octavia’s tail was brushing up and down, and her feathers were puffing up. She made lots of short little owl screeches under her breath. Loona took it up a notch and shoved her snout into her tight ass.

Her almost weightless body was lifted up from the snout pushing further. Loona opened her mouth and kissed as forcefully as she could. Octavia’s knees were hovering above her clothes. Her forehead and her spread wings were the only thing on the floor. Her clothes that she shoved under her knees were starting to get soaked with saliva and lady juices.

The rolling of her fingers and the snout fucking: sent Octavia crazy with a lustful, stupid looking face. Loona couldn’t help but start masturbating. It’d be unthinkable that she would cum first right?

Their hearts were beating fast, but she couldn’t hold it back. They both screamed in ecstasy!

“So who won?” Octavia said breathing into the carpet.

That’s when they both noticed a weird smell. Like burning wood.

“OH, SHIT THE DIPLOMAT CANDLE!” They both screamed in unison at each others face’s like a cartoon, and then the flames engulfed them all.

-NakeFakey