“Pop~! Pop~! Pop~! Pop~! I’m the real Pop from Champ Popular~!” Dewey Duck sang to himself while doing a little dance, shaking his butt from side to side. His colorful Care Bear briefs, decorated with cute little bears, accompanied his dance. “Oh yeah~ Baby~ I’m totally gonna demolish my opponent~” “Ha! Big words for a duck with such a big butt!” A voice interrupted the singing duck and his cute butt dance. On the other side of the lockers line, there was Alvin Seville, striking a tough-guy pose even though no one could see him and he was wearing nothing but pink briefs of Barbie. Dewey covered his butt with both hands, embarrassed. “Don’t look at my butt! I mean! You can’t see my butt! Don’t just assume it’s big!” Alvin laughed. “You were singing to yourself like you were in the shower, of course I had to mess with you.” Alvin was sneering. Even though he does exactly that at home. “I bet you were shaking your bottom while you were singing your rookie song.” “ROOKIE!?!?” That was one of the biggest insults you could throw at someone who sees himself as a theater star, a wrestling star, a singing star, an acting star, a general music star, a gymnastics star, a modeling star, and pretty much anything that catches the young duck's eye. “Now you'll see!!” Dewey jumps onto a bench and then tries to leap over the lockers. He doesn't quite make it, but at least his head peeks out, now looking at Alvin. “Oh! Look! A Barbie-Boy! Even wearing pink panties!” “EEEP!!” Alvin tries to cover himself with his hands, which only makes him look more vulnerable and ridiculous. “What do you think you’re doing spying?! Pervert! And these are official briefs! Not panties!” “I love how you didn’t deny being a Barbie-boy~” Dewey said, swinging his legs as he hung from the booth. “So you’ll be my opponent in the ring?” Oh, right, this whole scene in the locker room is because Dewey and Alvin had agreed to be in an Easter wrestling show. And you might be thinking, “What does wrestling have to do with Easter?” Well… it’s fun, and there might be some kicking and egg-smashing. “I’m not just an opponent!” Alvin climbs into one of the booths, closing the door. There are some suspicious sounds before the door is opened again, and Alvin comes out in the outfit he’s going to wear for the match. “I’m Dark Shadow!” Alvin says, finishing adjusting the black speedo over the rest of his superhero costume. Then Dark Shadow strikes a pose with his fists on his hips. “The great and mighty hero!” Dewey narrows his eyes; he wouldn't give Alvin the satisfaction of complimenting his cool outfit. “Well! Then let me introduce you to…” He steps down from the lockers. Alvin hears several knocks… too many knocks, and the duck muttering something. So Alvin walks around the row of lockers to see Dewey. The duck was pulling some of his wrestling tights out of his butt and then brought a lollipop to his mouth to strike a cool pose. “Champ Popular will give you all his pop in your loser butt!” Champ Popular puts his hands in his jacket pockets and leans toward the chipmunk. “You can say goodbye to your mask, edgy kid.” Alvin narrows his eyes. “Said the stereotype football player / gay gymnast mix!” “I don't want to hear that from someone who wears fake panties!!” Dewey yells. The two boys exchanged annoyed glances, sparks flew, and fire burned in their eyes. They could have started fighting right there if a worker hadn't called them over; it was time for the introductions. Both boys huffed in annoyance but followed the worker's instructions, separating for a moment but knowing they would meet again in the most important place: the ring. The crowd was excited, making the stands shake as they watched the referee enter the ring and pull out his microphone. "Ladies and gentlemen! Thank you for coming! I hope you're all ready for an intense fight!" The crowd roared with excitement. "...And I also hope you bought some chocolate eggs from our stores." The referee added. Some members of the audience brazenly showed off their eggs. "In the red corner! Seeking to be the hero who prevents the destruction of innocent eggs and ensures every chocolate egg finds a home! The hero in red and black! Dark Shadow!" Alvin walked down the red carpet after that rather... peculiar introduction. But that didn't stop the chipmunk from strutting and waving enthusiastically to the crowd. "In the blue corner! He'll make all the bunnies jump and melt the chocolate! The runner who gets the last decorated egg! Dressed all in blue! Champ Popular!" Again, a strange introduction. But that didn't bother Dewey; being the one melting the chocolate made him feel like a hottie. So Champ Popular strode down the blue carpet, flexing his muscles and doing a little twerking before stepping into the ring. Both boys were in their respective corners, staring at each other, both certain they were going to win and defeat the other, that an embarrassing defeat would be p- “Finally! In the orange corner!!” the referee announced. Both boys made confused faces. “What? Orange corner?” “The representative of Easter and the queen of the ring par excellence! Proving that bunnies can be excellent at anything they want! With a simple yet truly adorable and charming outfit! Cream!” the referee shouted into the microphone, pointing to the orange corner. Cream the rabbit walked down the orange carpet with an adorable smile. “Hi everyone. Thanks for coming, all of you.” She said, waving adorably to the audience. “I hope everyone is having a good time and a happy Easter.” Everyone seemed to love Cream, who was dressed in light blue shorts and a white t-shirt with a flower. “What the heck? Why does she have the best presentation?” Dewey said indignantly. “Hey! Referee!” Alvin called out to him. “What is this? Why are you bringing a little girl into the ring?!” The referee covered his microphone and glanced at the boys. “She’s the main wrestler, you should have known that since you signed up to participate.” Truth be told, they only read the “wrestlers wanted” part and nothing else mattered, since they had the idea of ​​winning even before being selected. Cream entered the ring. “Good afternoon, let’s give it our all!” Alvin couldn’t help but feel like he was looking at a female version of Theodore, so cheerful despite being, well, about to get beaten up by two boys. The chipmunk grimaces and focuses on the duck, deciding to leave the bunny for last. Dewey had similar thoughts. First, beat Alvin. Second, humiliate Alvin. Third, a victory dance. Fourth, accept the cute bunny's surrender and prove that Champ Popular can be a true gentleman and a cool fighter. Meanwhile, Cream was just thinking about how much fun it would be to finish the fight and then go to the park with her friends and everyone else gathered there to have a good time. "Fighters! Are you ready?!" The referee asked, turning and looking at the fighters. "Let the great Easter battle... begin!" And with that, the bell rings. "Gahhhh!" Dewey runs toward Alvin, fist in the air, ready to throw a powerful punch. "Punch from the best and most handsome duck!!" Alvin runs toward Dewey, both hands ready to catch the duck by surprise and subdue him with his strength. “Dark Shadow's Chains of Justice!" **POW!** One single punch was enough to silence everyone in the stadium and make them watch the scene unfold. It was as if time had frozen for that moment. Alvin’s fiery, determined gaze was extinguished by a fist slamming into his cheek, causing the chipmunk to pull a ridiculous face… And Dewey had a VIP seat to watch in astonishment! “Ha!” Cream exclaimed as Alvin was sent flying into the ropes with such force that the ‘great hero’ lost his black speedo and boots. “You shouldn’t have neglected me, I’m participating too.” Cream said with a smile and a sparkle in her eyes. Though the rabbit’s words were in vain, as the chipmunk was spinning around the ring ropes. When he finally stopped, Alvin fell to the floor like a wet rag, with cute imaginary birds chirping, making Alvin grin foolishly. Dewey, frozen with his fist still raised, stared wide-eyed at Alvin. Was he so weak that he could be knocked out with one punch? But it didn't feel that way. However, Dewey was about to discover that Cream didn't waste any time. "Snap out of it!" Cream gave Dewey a measured warning before attacking. She leaped into the air, unleashing a double kick! Dewey just stood there, like a deer in the middle of the highway, watching the soles of Cream's shoes until they slammed into his face. The duck fell backward like a sack of bricks, losing his glasses and the bag of popsicles he carried in his jacket pocket to always have some Pop to look cool. The shoe prints all over his face and the drool dripping from his chin were certainly not the image he was going for. Meanwhile, the crowd erupts in cheers, fully behind the adorable little rabbit who has already dominated the match. Cream places both hands on her hips and taps her foot lightly. “Guys, you know you have to fight, right?” Alvin gets to his feet, wobbly, but on his feet nonetheless. “D-Don’t underestimate me! That was a… surprise attack!” Alvin sees Cream whirling in front of him. The chipmunk raises his fists. “I’m fully ready now!” Cream takes Alvin at his word and goes for it. The chipmunk tries to throw a punch, but the rabbit crouches down and then springs forward, delivering a powerful uppercut to Alvin! Alvin is ejected from his Dark Shadow costume, flying like a rocket now wearing only his Barbie briefs, his hero mask, and cape. A camera follows him, showing Alvin’s goofy face on the big screen as he waves his hands. “Look, Mommy~ I can fly~” Then the chipmunk’s cape gets caught on a beam next to the spotlights. “Urgh!!” Alvin drools a lot and thrashes around in the air. Cream raises a hand above her eyes to examine where Alvin is stuck. “Oh dear. I think he’ll need some help… are those Barbie panties?” Dewey recovers, shaking his head to remove the mark of Cream’s shoes from his face. Noticing that the rabbit is distracted, the duck quickly gets to his feet and runs toward her. “Don’t underestimate Pop!” Dewey leaps toward his opponent. Cream throws a punch straight at Dewey’s face, stopping him dead in mid-air as the force of the blow expands, tearing his wrestling leotard and reducing Dewey to his Care Bear briefs and jacket. The duck falls to the ground, his tongue lolling out and his eyes rolling wildly. “Come on, little duck.” Cream wastes no time, lifting Dewey by the armpits like a doll. “The little chipmunk needs some help!” The rabbit spins around a couple of times before tossing the duck like a rag doll. Dewey flies through the air, leaving a trail of slime behind him, until he reaches Alvin and crashes into him hard! The cameras caught the moment Dewey's head slammed into Alvin's crotch! The entire audience winced at the sight! But Cream's plan worked! Both boys plummeted from the top of the ring, losing their underwear and dripping pee. "Oh no." With cartoonish speed and magic, Cream went out of frame to gather some things and returned to the ring. She watched the two practically naked boys fall. "Here!" She threw a Hello Kitty diaper and an MLP diaper to the ground; they opened up as if waiting to hug someone. And like disastrous cherubs, Alvin and Dewey landed on the diapers, which snapped shut on impact, hugging their lower bodies. The cameras zoomed in to show the audience Champ Popular and Dark Shadow soaking their diapers, turning them yellow. A glorious moment to be in the stands witnessing such humiliation firsthand. Those watching and recording the broadcast were also having a great time. And surely those who see the photos and videos of this will enjoy it too. Perhaps it was the intense humiliation that caused both losers to faint. Cream put a hand to her cheek. “Oh, wow… I guess they weren’t cut out to be wrestlers.” She said, watching Dewey and Alvin drool over their soaked diapers. “I think they’ll have more fun at the park with all the kids.” Cream said with a smile at her brilliant idea. “But before that, let me.” The rabbit hopped out of the ring to gather some things and returned with… diaper-changing supplies and more appropriate clothing for the boys. The rabbit starts by opening Dewey's diaper, exposing his tiny wee wee to the audience and cameras, and then cleans it with baby wipes. She then does the same with Alvin, who, to the surprise of few, has a wee wee just as small as Dewey's! "Oh, let's get these cumbersome things out of the way." Cream removes Champ Popular's jacket and Dark Shadow's mask. The ultimate humiliation for a wrestler: being stripped of their identity as a wrestler and reduced to an ordinary person. Although in this case, Dewey and Alvin were just big babies who needed someone to take care of them. "Now, you two need some protection." Cream says with a smile as she slips diapers under both boys' bottoms, cute yellow diapers with bunnies and Easter eggs. "Aww~ You look adorable~" Cream says as she fastens the diaper tabs. But that's not all. No, the babies can't just go around in their diapers. That's why Cream got them pink and baby blue onesies to dress Alvin and Dewey, respectively. The best part was that both onesies had hoods with bunny ears and cotton tails! The bulge in their diapers just made them look even more adorable! “Without a doubt, Miss Cream still owns the ring!” The referee remarks to the crowd, now that he wasn't doubled over with laughter. “And now she has two new babies in her care.” “I suppose so.” Cream says as she finishes dressing Dewey. “Although perhaps a daycare would be more appropriate for them.” She carries Alvin and Dewey to place them in a double baby stroller that was waiting for them. “But at least for today, I think we can have some fun at the park with everyone.” The sweet rabbit turns to face the cameras and waves to everyone. “See you later. I hope everyone had fun and that you have a happy Easter with your loved ones.” Cream starts pushing the stroller. “Oh! And don't eat too many sweets!” Cream advises as she walks along the carpet, with people shouting her name and taking pictures of baby Dewey and baby Alvin.